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nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons


society:  oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman:  okay.
society:  you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman:  sounds awful. what's my second option.
society:  a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman:  still seems pretty awful.
society:  wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman:  well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society:  HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:  
society:  oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:  
society:  
woman:  i think i'll go with my third option.
society:  
woman:  
society:  what third option?
woman:  i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running